Have you ever heard of Clueless?
Its a master movie that girls like
me (Drama Queens) live for!
Clueless is about a rich, gorgeous 15 year old, Cher.
Cher's dad is a Lawyer and Cher looks up to him.
Unlike her best friend Dionne, Cher doesn't date
High School Boys! Quotes: "I don't know why
Dionne's going out with a High School Boy!
They're like dogs! You have to clean them
and feed them and they're just like these
nervous creatures that jump and slobber
all over you!!!!" Cher
Because of her dad being a Lawyer, Cher
Works hard to get good grades in Debating
class. Quotes: So okay, Like right now, for
example, the Haitians need to come to
America. But some people are all, "What
about the strain on our resources?"
But its like when I had this Garden Party
for my father's birthday, right? I said
RSVP because it was a sit down dinner.
But people came that, like, did not RSVP!
So I was like totally bugging! I had to haul ass
to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in
extra place settings! But by the end of the day
it was like the more the merrier! And so, If the
government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange
some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians!
And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does
not say "RSVP" on the Statue of Liberty!
Thank you very much! Cher
Sadly, after this "lovely" speech, Cher gets a C !
for a moment, this is wiped out of her mind by the
arrival of her ex-step brother, Josh, (after Cher's mum
died her dad marries Josh's mum but then Cher's dad
and Josh's Mum get divorced). Cher and Josh aren't
exactly "friends"!!!! Wait!!! When Cher's dad ask about
her report card, she tells him its not ready yet and
desperately tries to persuade her debate teacher,
Mr Hall to change her grade but when he refuses she
tries to set him up with Miss Giest Quotes:"Sure, she
has runs in her stocking and her slip is always showing and she
has more lipstick on her teeth than her mouth. God, this
woman is screaming for a Makeover!I'm her only hope!" Cher
SHOCK HORROR! Cher got a driving ticket and her dad
won't let her drive without a "Supervising Driver" present!!!
She has only one person to turn to......................... JOSH!
Oh well at least Cher gets a new friend Tai Fraser.
At first she is a total FASHION DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT!! But with the help of Cher and Dionne, She is RE-INVENTED!
After a car journey with Dionne and her boyfriend, Murray,
She realises just how much she wants a boyfriend of her
own.
WILL SHE EVER FIND LOVE???
Clueless is one of my favourite films!
A TOTAL MUST SEE
Mar xxx
